There are some things that you can only learn by doing – riding a bike, tying your shoes, kissing, driving a car, etc. But there are some things that you could learn just as well by taking a bit of advice from people who have messed up before you – why spend too much on the essentials when deodorant coupons are so easy to come by, for example? Here are 10 ways to make your life a little bit more awesome.
1) Never show up at a party empty-handed. Always bring something (other than yourself, cheapskate) – even if it’s just a bag of ice.
2) If you find yourself a little bit less fragrant than you has hoped, baby wipes are a great temporary fix to clean up quick.
3) Coronas don’t float. Cans of beer, though – they totally do.
4) IF your brown sugar has become the world’s largest sugar cube, put a piece of bread in the bag an leave it overnight or throw it in the microwave for 15 seconds. Magic!
5) Get a big, weird (bonus points for ugly) keychain for your house keys. It’ll help you keep track of them and locate them in your purse.
6) If you get toothpaste on your shirt, change it. No matter how much water you use, toothpaste is one of the hardest things to wash out – and today’s whitening toothpastes may even bleach your clothes permanently.
7) Put deodorant on your feet in the spots where your shoes rub about ten minutes before you put on your shoes. No Blisters! Deodorant coupons can also be handy for combating chub rub between your upper thighs in mini-skirt season.
8) Never leave your phone in your back pocket when using the restroom (unless you’re an man. Then, by all means, leave it there).
9) Before you commit to a big decision, sleep on it. At least nap on it.
10) Skip movie popcorn and expensive concessions. Buy an Olsen-twins worthy big purse and sneak your own treats in instead.
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