Deodorant Thieves Strike FL Winn-Dixie

        Two apparently malodorous criminals are on the lam, but these fugitives from justice could have avoided the life of crime all together if they had just used deodorant coupons! It’s not everyday that hygiene products are the aim of a heist, but that was the case in Florida last week, where two women shoplifted 75 (yep, seventy five!) sticks of deodorant from a grocery store last week. Police are currently on the case.

         The sticks were taken from A Winn-Dixie store in Ft. Pierce Monday afternoon, and the duo of deodorant thieves were caught in the act by security cameras that show the women stuffing a purse in a shopping cart with deodorants as they shopped. The ballsy gals waltzed out of the store and came back in with another empty purse and repeated the technique. The total amount of merchandise stolen by these thieves amounted to hundreds of dollars worth of Gilette and Secret deodorants.         

         f you know anything which might aid police in the apprehension of these criminals, call the Palm Beach County Crime Stoppers at 1-800-273-tips. And kids, don’t get sucked into the sinister criminal underworld of deodorant theft – if you have deodorant coupons, it’ll be practically free anyway! 

!0 Ways To Make Your Life A Little Bit Awesomer

There are some things that you can only learn by doing – riding a bike, tying your shoes, kissing, driving a car, etc. But there are some things that you could learn just as well by taking a bit of advice from people who have messed up before you – why spend too much on the essentials when deodorant coupons are so easy to come by, for example? Here are 10 ways to make your life a little bit more awesome.
1) Never show up at a party empty-handed. Always bring something (other than yourself, cheapskate) – even if it’s just a bag of ice.
2) If you find yourself a little bit less fragrant than you has hoped, baby wipes are a great temporary fix to clean up quick.
3) Coronas don’t float. Cans of beer, though – they totally do.
4) IF your brown sugar has become the world’s largest sugar cube, put a piece of bread in the bag an leave it overnight or throw it in the microwave for 15 seconds. Magic!
5) Get a big, weird (bonus points for ugly) keychain for your house keys. It’ll help you keep track of them and locate them in your purse.
6) If you get toothpaste on your shirt, change it. No matter how much water you use, toothpaste is one of the hardest things to wash out – and today’s whitening toothpastes may even bleach your clothes permanently.
7) Put deodorant on your feet in the spots where your shoes rub about ten minutes before you put on your shoes. No Blisters! Deodorant coupons can also be handy for combating chub rub between your upper thighs in mini-skirt season.
8) Never leave your phone in your back pocket when using the restroom (unless you’re an man. Then, by all means, leave it there).
9) Before you commit to a big decision, sleep on it. At least nap on it.
10) Skip movie popcorn and expensive concessions. Buy an Olsen-twins worthy big purse and sneak your own treats in instead.