Sunday, October 9, 2011

What Type of Coffee Drinker Are You?!


            What kind of coffee consumer are you? Are you a Starbucks addict?  A Chock Full O Nuts coupons devotee? There are as many types of coffee consumers as there are kinds of coffee drinks – which type are you?
            Coffee Addicts are truly codependent on their caffeinated beverages. If you stagger from bed to the coffee pot in the morning, if you guzzle coffee like its Gatorade, or if you don’t understand why they make sizes smaller than Venti, you’re definitely an addict.
            Coffee snobs think that the $20 Mr. Coffee drip coffee maker is an insult. They have gourmet coffee makers, French presses, and fancy vacuum pots. IF you have ever roasted your own beans, if you have ever read/owned a book on the subject of coffee, or if you refuse to drink coffee that isn’t “up to your standards” you’re a coffee snob.
            Teenager isn’t just an age group – it’s a sub-group of coffee consumers who like their caffeine to taste like candy in a cup. These folks drink Frappuccinos like they’re water, combine their espresso with an equal part of sugar, and don’t even understand what it means to sense a “bitter” note.
            Redneck coffee drinkers are not particular about where their coffee comes from. They can’t tell the difference between Chock Full O Nuts coupons, instant coffee, and a  well-roasted, freshly-ground cup. These folks love their coffee and must have it in any way possible, so if you’ve enjoyed gas station coffee or consumed the last cup in the pot hours after it was made, you might be a redneck coffee drinker.

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